So probably not the prettiest specimen, but delish nonetheless! We got collard greens in our farm basket and I had to school myself in the fine art of Southern cooking. The J-man's Michigander roots were actually planted in Central Tennessee and grew their way up to Motown - thus collard greens were up his ally. As my roots are firmly planted in So Cali, I was at an absolute loss as to what to do with these "assertive greens" as the fine folks of America's Test Kitchen call them. Don't you just marvel at the term "assertive greens?" I guess greens such as Swiss chard, spinach, or beet greens are "passive greens?! Anyfood, I went to my cooking bible, The New Best Recipe cookbook, and came up with this tasty side dish...absolutely amazing. When I described the recipe to my sweet MIL, she declared it was a real "hillbilly recipe" - love it. So ya'll get yourself some "assertive greens" and get cookin' Paula Dean style!
Assertive Greens with Bacon and Onion
Serves 4 ~ The New Best Recipe Cookbook
Blanched Assertive Greens
Makes about 2 cups
1 1/2 tsp salt
2 lbs assertive greens, such as kale or collard, mustard, or turnip greens, stemmed, washed in 2-3 changes of cold water, and chopped coarse.
Bring 2 quarts water to a boil in a Dutch oven or large, deep saute pan. Add the salt and greens and stir until wilted. Cover and cook until the greens are just tender, about 7 minutes. Drain into a colander. Rinse the Dutch oven or pan with cold water to cool, then refill with cold water. Pour the greens into cold water to stop the cooking process. (This all seemed to be a giant waste of time so I just drained them in a colander and ran cool water over them...) Gather a handful of the greens, lift out of the water, and squeeze dry. Repeat with the remaining greens. Roughly cut each bunch of greens and proceed with the following recipe...
Assertive Greens withe BACON and Onion
Serves 4
2 ounces bacon (about 2 slices - but really, who are they kidding? I at least doubled this one...) cut crosswise into thin strips
Vegetable oil (not entirely necessary if you increase the tasty bacon)
1/2 medium onion, chopped fine
2 medium garlic cloves, minced or pressed through a garlic press
1 recipe Blanched Assertive Greens
1/4 cup low-sodium chicken broth
2 tsps cider vinegar (I don't have cider vinegar on hand, I substituted red wine vinegar)
Salt
1. Fry the bacon in a large saute pan over medium heat until crisp, about 5 minutes. Transfer the bacon to a place lined with paper towels. Refrain from sampling.
2. If necessary, add oil to the bacon drippings in the pan to make 2 tablespoons (but if you follow my suggestion above and just use more bacon, this step is wholly unnecessary.) Add the onion and cook until softened, about 3 minutes. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 30 seconds. Add the greens and stir to coat them with the fat. Add the broth, cover, and cook until the greens are heated through, about 2 minutes. If any excess liquid remains, remove the lid and continue to simmer until the liquid has thickened slightly, about 1 minute longer. Sprinkle the greens with the vinegar and bacon bits and season with salt to taste. Serve immediately.