Stop it. Stop it right now. These are amazballs. Little tiny amazeballs of soft pretzel goodness! We had a delightful Oktoberfest celebration this evening with some JAG friends and the host provided brats and the guests provided German treats. I have been wanting to try my hand at soft pretzels and Lord have mercy, why did I wait?!
Little Anecdote: when I was a youngster I volunteered with the SCHMT (Summer Children's Ministry Team) at my church during the summer (Meg, Di, Steph, you with me?). We had a day camp called Gopher Gulch and we made soft pretzels AKA: gold nuggets with the kiddos. They were disgusting. Rubbery. Germy (lots of little dirty hands helping us out). Anyhow, this experience kind of soured me from soft-pretzel making. Glad I got over it!
Homemade Soft Pretzels
Adapted from Alton Brown ~ www.foodnetwork.com
Ingredients
1 1/2 cups warm (110 to 115 degrees F) water
1 tablespoon sugar
2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 package active dry yeast
22 ounces all-purpose flour, approximately 4 1/2 cups (My food scale is broken - I blame the wild monkeys that live with me - and I just used 4 1/2 cups and didn't weigh the flour.)
2 ounces unsalted butter, melted (yah, I used salted and it was DELISH - my fingers might be puffy in the morning, but I'm okay with that)
Vegetable oil, for pan and work surface
10 cups water
2/3 cup baking soda
1 large egg yolk beaten with 1 tablespoon water
Pretzel salt (I used Kosher salt)
1 tablespoon sugar
2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 package active dry yeast
22 ounces all-purpose flour, approximately 4 1/2 cups (My food scale is broken - I blame the wild monkeys that live with me - and I just used 4 1/2 cups and didn't weigh the flour.)
2 ounces unsalted butter, melted (yah, I used salted and it was DELISH - my fingers might be puffy in the morning, but I'm okay with that)
Vegetable oil, for pan and work surface
10 cups water
2/3 cup baking soda
1 large egg yolk beaten with 1 tablespoon water
Pretzel salt (I used Kosher salt)
Instructions
Combine the water, sugar and kosher salt in the bowl of a stand
mixer and sprinkle the yeast on top. Allow to sit for 5 minutes or until
the mixture begins to foam. Add the flour and butter and, using the
dough hook attachment, mix on low speed until well combined. Change to
medium speed and knead until the dough is smooth and pulls away from the
side of the bowl, approximately 4 to 5 minutes. Remove the dough from
the bowl, clean the bowl and then oil it well with vegetable oil. Return
the dough to the bowl, cover with plastic wrap and sit in a warm place
for approximately 50 to 55 minutes or until the dough has doubled in
size.
Preheat the oven to 450 degrees F. Line 2 half-sheet pans with parchment paper and lightly brush with the vegetable oil. Set aside. (This made no sense to me. I used Silpats on two full-sized cookie sheets and called it good. But I also made the pretzels bit sized and not full Auntie Annie's sized.)
Bring the 10 cups of water and the baking soda to a rolling boil in an 8-quart saucepan or roasting pan.
In the meantime, turn the dough out onto a slightly oiled work surface and divide into 8 equal pieces. (I did 6 balls.) Roll out each piece of dough into a 24-inch rope. (I made 12 inch ropes - not sure how Alton got a 24" rope...) Make a U-shape with the rope, holding the ends of the rope, cross them over each other and press onto the bottom of the U in order to form the shape of a pretzel. (I used a pastry cutter chopped the rope up into little chunks and rolled them into balls.) Place onto the parchment-lined half sheet pan.
Place the pretzels into the boiling water, 1 by 1, for 30 seconds. (Because I did bite-sized bits I did 5-6 at a time.) Remove them from the water using a large flat spatula. (I used a flat mesh strainer - worked like a dream.) Return to the half sheet pan, brush the top of each pretzel with the beaten egg yolk and water mixture and sprinkle with the pretzel salt. Bake until dark golden brown in color, approximately 12 to 14 minutes. Transfer to a cooling rack for at least 5 minutes before serving. (Re-dic-li-ous (as Owen says) to wait, but wait you must!)
Meanwhile, I leave you with a few pics from my sister + fam's visit a few weeks ago. We visited Polyface Farms of Food, Inc. fame (www.polyfacefarms.com), just outside of Staunton, VA. The kids thoroughly enjoyed roaming free on the farm and I ordered our Thanksgiving turkey!
| Hook'em! |
| Owen going back to his Kansas roots - he LOVED the farm. Let's move back to Kansas. |
| I mean really. |
| What happened to my baby?? |
| Billy and Will - love. |
| Anytime you say "yay!" Hannah and Elliott clap :) |
| The big boys checking out the chicken coup. |
| The chil-ren really weren't interested in a photo opp... |
